Old hobbies:
- nightly raids in Everquest
- hiking
- graphic design
- being psyched about my level of weird
- sniffing P's head
- getting more outrageous reactions from P to my baked bean dirt-cloud eating its way through the house like the smoke monster from Lost
- planning for vacations with P
- looking for a real job so we can buy a house
New Hobbies:
- looking for a loser job so I can continue flushing money down the rent-toilet
- hoarding canned soups
- 8(+) hour sessions of popthatzit.com/isitnormal.com/peopleofwalmart.com where I only get up once every hour to reheat my tea and pick out the cat hairs
- hanging out at the library past the age where it's required for high school assignments
- putting out the garbage/recycling once a week
- turning appliances on and going outside to watch the effects on the power meter
- falling asleep talking to P
- crying at Northern Exposure/the sad mop replaced by Swiffer/fictional tv characters with better lives than mine
- "becoming George"
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